i would punch a child for taco bell
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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