do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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