check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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