It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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