i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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