SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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