five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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