I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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