Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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