Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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