I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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