We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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