So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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