That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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