i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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