You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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