Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
