She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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