where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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