It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so let's talk penis.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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