It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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