brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she peed on how many people?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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