South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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