Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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