i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you would pick up someone in the library
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
