just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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