yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
last night I used snow as a chaser
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