so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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