She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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