May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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