does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
