I wish life had little blips of pornography
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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