you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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