when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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