What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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