They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
