Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You may now shotgun with the bride
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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