She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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