i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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