She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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