So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize