Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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