batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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