he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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