Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
im on a boat
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