I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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