And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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