dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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