Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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