Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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