Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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