I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
it's great music for shaving your balls
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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